NEVA

N.E.V.A. - Not Enough Viagra Anywhere

Used to express detest for a female.

Cleverly homophonic with never in certain dialects and therefore often incorrectly used in writing as slang.

Example 1
- Person 1: "Did you see Jessica yesterday? She really did slut up"
- Person 2: "Dude, she's still like a 9 on the kg-scale. So NEVA."

Example 2
- Person 1: "Do you eat humans?"

- Person 2: "Neva.."

- Person 1: "You realize what you just said?!"

- Person 2: "Neva!"
- Person 1: "You're sick, dude."

by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014

neal

to smoke either weed or a tobacco product

Bouta go for a neal, u down?

by hava May 29, 2007

Neal Armstrong

When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem.

Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."

I'm feeling rather patriotic tonight sweetheart, why don't I give you Neal Armstrong?

by Tyler March 18, 2005

naval coffee

origin jerrish. Coffee that has been poured into a individuals favorite coffee mug with a layer of semen put into the bottom of the favorite mug before pouring said coffee into the favorite mug.

Unsuspecting boss pissed me off I fixed him up with a naval coffee.

by JerDO August 21, 2006

Sexual Nepal

a person seen as the apex of sexual prowess one to be conquered, as nepal is home to the tallest mountains in the world.

After hearing what john mayer said about jessica simpson she has become a sexual nepal for many men.

by SherpaToday February 13, 2010

Naval Sex

The act of ejaculating in the naval.

by Aliensniper101 May 19, 2003

Neale

A girl who uses the word "boss" a lot and cusses like a sailor. Usually knows how to party, or has been a party animal and therefore knows many party people. Little known fact: naturally blonde and naturally got a donk.

Girl 1: Hell fuckin' yes! That's boss!
Boy 1: Shut up, you sound like a Neale...

by Dwizzie October 15, 2010