B-Net

Shortened form of battle.net used by regular users.

"Hey man, get on B-Net so we can pwn some noobs!

by ||AB|| Tier August 31, 2006

get the net

the equivalent of saying "catch up" or "acquaint yourself". taken from Wayne's World, when Wayne tells his delusional ex girlfriend to "get the net"

"Wayne I love you"
"We broke up already, get the net"

"Hey wanna come to a party?"
"I don't like you or any of your friends, get the net.

by darcygaps January 6, 2012

4chon.net

A faggot place for 4chan wannabies

I accidentally went to 4chon.net as a result of misspelling 4chan and now I like dicks

by Mr mERCURY November 10, 2013

homestarrunner.net

What homestarrunner believes is the name of the website he's promoting.

Homestarrunner: Oh, hey yo! My name is homestarrunner, and this is homestarrunner.net.

Director: It's dot com.

Homestarrunner: Oh yeah. Homestarrunner.net, "It's dot com."

by Strongbad4ever August 26, 2003

nom de net

Internet alias or pseudonym; like a “pen name” (“nom de plume”); similar to “nom de guerre,” “nom de web,” and “nom de blog.

For internet safety, I protect my identity by using KathMac as a “nom de net.”

by KathMac December 14, 2008

Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.

Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.

by Marrley December 30, 2008

Caught one in the net

Like unto the Shart. When you squeeze out a fart only to discover that something more soild than gas has escaped, you have "caught one in the net".

Dude you stink! You really strained on that last fart, you better check your shorts, I think you caught one in the net!

by FIATC February 1, 2009