newb

another way for saying stupid.

continuing from n00b, this has evolved to, once again, spacked up maths conversations.

many embroidered versions of this.

Lily: haha! look at those floaty things!
Alice: lets call 'em newb!
Lily: ?
Alice: !
Teasel: God you two are such retards

by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008

NEWB

A dumb-ass expression used by COD players to show their superiority over people who are not virgins

COD player: "I cant believe I just killed u ur such a NEWB"
Regular Human Being: "Whats that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my dick getting sucked!!"
COD player: "Whats that? I couldnt hear you over me masterbating, alone!"
Regular Human Being: "Youre a Fucking idiot"

by E: Raped in the butthole! February 22, 2011

Tighter Than A Newborn

A reference to something that is of ultra-high quality. Tightest of tight.

Saw this killer speed metal band with a drummer like a fucking machine, was beyond badass, it was Tighter Than A Newborn.

by Tighter Than A Newborn July 26, 2011

Newbit

what he said

player 1: ahahaha i ownt j00 ez fgt
player 2: OMFG U NEWBIT NADE SPAMMER!!!!!!11 GET SOME SKILL AND STFU KTHX

by pwnt June 28, 2003

Newbinator

To be Terminated for one`s work position. To Terminate.

Aaron was newbinatored

by juanvaldez2050 September 29, 2006

newb pwners

a band originally made as a satire to the band No Cover who originated in Sandpoint, Idaho

Newb Pwners is a band...myspace.com/newbpwners

by princessSophia8888 February 10, 2008

neabs

neighbor; one who lives in your neighborhood
pronouced NEIGHBS

girl: hey neabs, there's a skunk on in the neighborhood!
Her neighbor(s): what the fuck does neabs mean?!

by portly57 March 25, 2011