sweater nipples

The small bumps on the shoulders of a sweater after you have taken said sweater off a hanger.

"How can I get rid of these sweater nipples?"

by taylor1983 December 9, 2008

gay nipples

When you cum on his nipples, and let it set. After a while his 'gay nipples' become erect.

"I cummed my sack all over his hot gay nipples, and they became erect, like my hot gay dick ."

by Coldplay Gay August 2, 2016

bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004

Satellite Nipples

Nigga nips that are fuckin huge and taste like Cinnamon. Usually on fat black women, but they can be found on white women as well. In this case, they taste like sugar.

I love Satellite Nipples, they are delicious.

by boo yaa tonka twist May 1, 2006

Spaghetti Nipples

Nipples that are unusually long, especially if they hang down.

'My nipples look like spaghetti, I have spaghetti nipples'

by BeMo February 12, 2008

Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome

Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces

Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street

by Nutty irish sicko June 9, 2009

Hairy Nipples

Someone you don't like, or are disgusted by. May infect you with the hairy nipple virus. Most often a fat female. WIll try to rape you while you're asleep. All limbs that come in contact with this person MUST be amputated. Italian males are particularly susceptible to contract this disease and have the worst immunity.

Someone you avoid at ALL costs.

"I saw "Hairy Nipples" the other day.."
"Shit! Did she infect you?"

"It's Hairy Nipples!!!"
"Don't hide behind me, where am I supposed

by wealouche November 13, 2010