honey mustard 

1.A thick drssing used commonly for food such as chicken tenders/nuggets

2.Also used for sexual enjoyment; main use on large breasts, as well as a big ol' onion booty.

ex1.
DAN: Wowwww look at that ass
Kyle: I'd love to slap some honey mustard on that!

ex2.
Girl bends over while exhibiting nice breasts
Boys exclaims "honey mustard!!!"

honey mustard by charliechap December 15, 2008

Hot Mustard

The combined acts of urinating and ejaculating simultaneously.

I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.

Hot Mustard by Super Sexy Italian Guy Steve August 1, 2010

mean mr mustard 

The main character in a song by the Beatles; a part of a medley of songs on the Abby Road album starting with Sun King.

Mean Mr Mustard, sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark, trying to save paper...

mean mr mustard by lancelot323 July 13, 2007

Deli Mustard 

The act of shitting and pissing on someone's chest while they are sleeping, and rubbing it around

That asshole pissed me off, so i gave him some DELI MUSTARD

Deli Mustard by i like pussy May 20, 2006

trailer mustard 

The plain yellow mustard that looks like melted yellow crayons. A favorite of trailer parks.

Don't you uns want trailer mustard on yer pork rhinds?

trailer mustard by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

Dylan Mustard 

A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have

Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron

Dylan Mustard by DMustard45 October 10, 2011

Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.

I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.

Crusty Mustard Face by ExtendedMags April 14, 2012