Mustang eye

When you have been to Homestead High School (Cupertino) so long that you begin lowering your standards for girls

Mustang eye boy: Damnn that girl is hella fine
Regular boy: what the hell? she looks like chubaca
Mustang eye boy: ohh shit i caught the mustang eye

by hypasfd February 16, 2010

Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.

Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?

by thunderbash June 27, 2011

mustachioed

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one

John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.

by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009

mustard stamp

the act of placing ones unwiped asshole on an unsuspecting persons forehead, the placee then grips the ears of the stampee forcing the forehead in a violently upwards motion resulting in a distinct seal of approval shitstain on the forehead; this move is typically performed whilst giving her the arabian goggles; the nature of ones feces must be such that the hue is mustard yellow in color and should be performed after ingesting large amounts of cole slaw, dill relish, saurkraut and copious amounts of Old Milwaukee.

Your mom most definitely did not appreciate the mustard stamp that I gave her last week....yet, I find humor in the fact that she has yet to clean it off???

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

Musty

A odor (usually sweat) that smells like wild onions

-girl walks past-
-Guy to friend- "She really needs some deodorant

-friend- "yeah she musty"

by BigGirlsStandBack August 6, 2019

Roy Mustang

A man in the series Fullmetal Alchemist who has a fetish for mini skirts.

Roy Mustang: "When I become Furher all female officers will be required to wear tiny mini skirts!"

by BouncyTigerz July 29, 2015

my first mustache

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".

Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.

by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003