the creamy mushroom

the creamy mushroom defined is when an uncircumcised man is about to ejaculate and holds the splooge in the foreskin and gives the women a stamp in the shape of a mushroom from the dick head on said womens forehead.

Gregg: Sandor give that triflin ass bitcha the creamiest of the mushrooms like it was a camble soup lable

Sandor: yea that schlompe had it comin for putting a finger nail in my butt and using tooths.

sandor : yo gregg i just did it she got the creamy mushroom.

the creamy mushroom by poopstinken April 14, 2010

mushroom tatoo 

when you take your wang to someone's face with great force(mushroom slap), leaving a mark that looks like a mushroom (because the end of your penis kida looks like a mushroom)

I left a little mushroom tatoo on that dude because he was a fruit

mushroom tatoo by Diego February 8, 2004

Burnt Mushroom 

After your partner is done giving you a blow job, she proceeds to turn around and fart/queefe on the head of your penis (the part that looks like a mushroom)

After Bradley was done fingering Bisbee's butthole, Bisbee sucked his cock and farted on it, and bradley said "thank you for the burnt mushroom!"

Burnt Mushroom by Kara Day xoxo November 10, 2009

exploding mushroom stamp 

While in the act of doing a mushroom stamp, you jizz(explode) at the same time.

Do the exploding mushroom stamp to your mother

exploding mushroom stamp by kuter punch February 27, 2009

hot mushroom 

to dip your erect penis into hot (not scalding) water and slap it onto someone's face

Guy #1: Hey did you hear? Some dude gave Nicole a hot mushroom!

Guy #2: I'm not surprised, she's a kinky bitch.

hot mushroom by Inspector Gadget4434 October 4, 2011

Mushroom Stamped 

The act of getting a dong slapped on your head

Joe was so drunk I mushroom stmaped his ass

Mushroom Stamped by Anonymous March 16, 2003

mushroom cloud 

NOUN: the spare-tire/belly fat that is forced over an overweight person's too-tight jeans. (resembles a mushroom cap)

When Rosie O'Donnell puts on a pair of size 20 jeans, her mushroom cloud is considered a weapon of mass destruction.

or "Sure, i can fit into size 6, but it gives me a mushroom cloud"

mushroom cloud by slothymcgee February 14, 2008