White Mustard

For those who do not like mayonnaise , it is a form of tricking them into eating mayo because it is indeed mayo.

IS this mayo? No it is White Mustard.

by Brian Mcpherrin June 18, 2007

mustard tip

Have a girl eat a hot dog covered in Mustard, punch her in the stomach and have her puke on the tip of your dick

I was walking down the street and a lady gave me mustard tip

by Happy Puppies December 12, 2016

Mustard

A slang word referencing asians with a slight tint of color on them

Hey chad how about that booty on that mustard .

by Cecilbricklayer2 April 18, 2018

Mustard slap day

Mustard is a day in which you slap your friend with a packet of Mustard or a handful of Mustard. This Day shall occur On the 10th of January

I'm going to slap you with some Mustard on Mustard Slap day

by Guy Might January 9, 2023

pre-mustard

The clear milky discharge that is often released prematurely from the tip of a mustard bottle when squeezed too hard or too quickly.

Bill's bun got splattered with pre-mustard when Lisa tried to apply the French's to his wiener.

by PGM1 March 9, 2010

Bootie mustard

The detritus left on the sheets after a wild night involving anal sex.

A regional usage common to Mississippi and Arkansas.

Associated most often with gay anal sex, but could just as well refer to "opposite" sex.

Daddy brought home the cutest little Falcon, but when Sister Woman first laid eyes on it she screamed to the high heavens: I cain't be seen drivin' a car the color of bootie mustard!

by Showoffman September 8, 2010

cowboy mustard

When Youre fucking another man in the ass, Pull your dick out and spit on it so the poo and spit substance turns into a mustard.

Brokeback Moutian Created Cowboy mustard

by Zdurocher January 8, 2017