musclebate

to masturbate in order to have muscular arms and chest

emma: wow brad, how'd you get such muscular arms and chest?!

brad: oh, you know, i musclebate and such...

by blazin_HAWK May 2, 2010

muscleage

a more epic way to refer to one's muscle mass, often used by a bro

I'm heading to the gym to work on muscleage.

by kreagan May 21, 2011

Muscle Ball

An undersized running back who is hard to tackle due to his lack of height, low center of gravity, stocky build and extremely thick lower body.

1) Damn! Maurice Jones-Drew just ripped my fantasy team defense for 174 yards and two touchdowns! That dude is a muscle-ball, you just can't tackle him!

2) That runningback is a damn muscle ball! We couldn't tackle him in a phone booth!

muscle jones-drew football

by Coach Thomas October 24, 2011

lunch muscle

A large, fat belly or waistline.

The only thing fatso there exercises is his lunch muscle.

by Da Prof March 22, 2005

gluteal muscles

The three muscles that make up your bum

She flexed her gluteal muscles

by Frredda January 11, 2009

Mister Muscle

One's penis, of course.

"That cricket ball hit me square on my Mister Muscle! Good thing I was wearing the old jelly mould!"

by Bugzapper March 2, 2014

sphincter muscle

The muscle that holds your asshole shut. To call a person a sphincter muscle is very offensive. Your basically calling someone a asshole.

Man check out that woman over there yelling at those kids for fishing near her precious boat. She is a sphincter muscle and needs to stop talking shit.

by jimmybomm October 19, 2020