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kate moss

a ledgend to the fashion world. i worship her. she deserves to be worshiped. she is AMAZING. i <33 kate moss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish i was her :(:( shes so BEAUTIFUL :(
kate moss is just tooooooo cool !!! :(
by 99*-* December 8, 2006
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Moss Rartin

The Fuhrer of all those who have been made fun of over the years. HE is their leader and will one day rally them to come back and destroy us. However, he still enjoys the pleasures of such fun games as Pokemon, Pick-up Sticks, jacks, marbles and a plethora of adult toys. His main occupation is taking care of his grandmother. She can be found at any time wandering around the arcade and mumbling to herself about moss' shortcomings. Nonetheless, we still, um, hate him.
Moss Rartin, Your collector's edition Pogs have been found, please report to the main office to claim
also:
Moss Rartin, your library book, "What is Happening to My Body" is overdue, please return immediately.
by Navid Dort April 20, 2005
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mosskat

A person who talks about video games all the time. Constantly talks about Halo and Call of Duty 4. Embarrases himself without him knowing what he's doing. Fareway friends call him the Mosskat. His motto is dont get in the way! so u better not. noob
Mosskat,don't get in the way!
by F1nn February 8, 2008
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Moses Knuckle

This is the opposite of Moose Knuckle in boys. Its when the men who guard the ass fort are being seperated by a thonglike structure and protrude from each side like Moses parting the sea of swimmers (testes).
Wow.. that guys grapesacks (euro-panties) are totally giving him a Moses Knuckle.
by Buck McNasty October 5, 2009
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moses nosedive

moe'zes noze'dive (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham
1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.

2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.
by strathosphere November 22, 2010
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mossjob

when you dominate someone else; primarily when someone should- catch a ball, make a play, score a point, or succeed in life- and you just do it instead.
Dude, Randy Moss totally just mossjobbed that defender.

Dude, I did a total mossjob on that exam.

Dude, that pizza was soo good, mossjob central on our part.

Dude, mossjob. 7-0 vikings.

Not an example:

Dude, see that moss over on that tree? they did a hellofa job, I do believe one could call that a mossjob.
by emjayar08 August 1, 2011
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Moss Trooper

A brave gentleman that loves to lick out fat girls with hairy cabbage patches (Vagina).
Moss trooper:
Friend: "Damn Johnny, what have you got in you teeth. You been flossing man?"
Johnny: "Shit son, you caught me. I was moss trooping heffer helen last night!"
by jumpmanxdxd June 20, 2018
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