mossjob 

when you dominate someone else; primarily when someone should- catch a ball, make a play, score a point, or succeed in life- and you just do it instead.

Dude, Randy Moss totally just mossjobbed that defender.

Dude, I did a total mossjob on that exam.

Dude, that pizza was soo good, mossjob central on our part.

Dude, mossjob. 7-0 vikings.

Not an example:

Dude, see that moss over on that tree? they did a hellofa job, I do believe one could call that a mossjob.

mossjob by emjayar08 August 1, 2011

moshjob 

The art of receiving oral copulation when situated in a mosh, or a large and unruly crowd of individuals. The moshjob is considered such a rarity due to the subtlelty required to perform such an act.

Example 1:

Guy 1: How was last night's Justin Bieber concert?

Guy 2: Awesome, I received a moshjob in the mosh.

Guy 1: You are so lucky I wish I could be you.

Example 2:

Girl 1: Hey, why are you bleeding so violently from the nose.

Girl 2: I was giving a moshjob at the Rage Against The Machine concert 5 minutes ago and I kept getting kneed in the face.

Girl 1: That's terrible I'm glad I'm not you.

moshjob by Festibat January 2, 2011