monteo

A total dick

Quit being like Monteo.

by Flipyflopy October 19, 2017

Montey

a desk, usually used in the context of being touched

Don't touch my montey.

by Very Fat man January 14, 2008

Montenegro

a country that was called serbia at first then changed to yugoslavia and now is called serbia & montenegro. most of the women there are fuckin ugly as hell, they suck ass at soccer, vlade divac and stojakovic cant play worth shit and the it is a third world country and is communist....

man Montenegro blows and the women are ugly...lets go to Croatia...

by Robert June 16, 2004

Montea!

The soul mate of someone who is Bagsexual, apart from Coint

A.K.A

money that is fresh and Makes bagsexuals drip out their pussies.

Siya Madyo: Yas!!! Montea! coint! I'm getting the Bagsexual life on!

Martin: Bag me up with the montea!

by SassyWhale March 26, 2019

Monte dein Aqaurium brennt

Monte dein Aquarium brennt is a sentence used by the YouTuber Apored

Montanablack: Steeli du brennst
Apored: Monte dein Aqaurium brennt

by Zementa September 19, 2021

montero the album

Litteraly the album of the year 2021 (by Lil Nas X) 😍

Stream Montero the album aoty

by Stream montero February 10, 2022

molten fury

When you turn the water in the shower to the point where it burns and use the showerhead as a Fleshlight

Guy 1: dude last night I used a molten fury shits different
Guy 2: last time I used one It burnt off

by Thetatochip December 14, 2022