French Montana

tongue kissing a butthole after a long horse ride. A special case of a rim-job

After a long ride across the plains, I got her to give me the old French Montana, even though I was sweating my balls off

by ysoslo January 16, 2017

Montag

The act of getting plastic surgery.

My nose is looking a little lumpy, maybe I'll get some montag

by Murphy Montag March 12, 2010

French Montana

When you fuck someone in the ass with corn on the cob while wearing a cowboy hat .

Yo man Danny got a French Montana last night . Haha that's nasty man !

by Jayray September 7, 2016

montanabahn

A reference to Interstate 94 that runs through Montana. In the daylight there is no posted speed limit. Drivers are urged to use "prudent" judgement while driving, but you can go as fast as you want.

Hey man, lets hit up the montanabahn so we can see how fast your car goes.

by SteedaQ March 15, 2007

montana mudslide

slipping your partner a laxative, then upon anal sex when she cant hold it in anymore, pull out, thus releasing a Montana Mudslide

my ol lady was complaning about being backed up, so i gave the bitch the ol Montana Mudslide!

by Damien G January 6, 2008

Montana

Hand job through your pants

This girl was on the phone with her boyfriend crying while giving me a Montana.

by fonzy bruh man November 20, 2010

Hannah Montana

A ugly foot faced freak

Hannah montana is fat

by GEREFER April 25, 2010