Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

by Binky Winky June 13, 2017

silk monster

Someone who’s skin is so smooth it’s monsterous, scary, overwhelming

Dude you use dove? You’re a silk monster right now

by Tedmburke July 4, 2018

Period monster

Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.

My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.

by Tyler Peniston June 3, 2020

Pop monster

Furry pig, a user of twitter that post scat porn and do "pop" with his prolapse.

Pop monster is behind you

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Lagoon monster

A hideous and disgusting person

Those people all look like Lagoon Monsters!

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022

Lewd monsta

A female who is so lewd and lecherous that everything they do, no matter how simple or mundane the task may be, they find a way to make it highly erotic and sexual.

Leo: "Dude that new girl Ava is such a lewd monsta. I saw her writing a paper and it was so hot."
Chad: "Damn I could use a lewd monsta like that!"

by thesultanofgrip October 23, 2023

Log Neck Monster

To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.

Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)

by Lee Hughes January 18, 2009