maner

A group of homosexuals gathered in the form of a pile or pyramid while finger popping each others buttholes.

Jose, Ken, Jerry, William, and Darrell maner everyday for pleasure.

by the true definition April 8, 2015

vagina miner

a conquistidor of the female genatalia; one that tears through cooters as fast as we burn coal

Ever since he got to college, once-quiet Terence has become quite the vagina miner.

by Joseph McCartney November 2, 2005

Moderation

An imaginary place that exist where ever you drink.

I always drink in moderation and wake up the next morning feeling like shit.

by liquidcocain November 11, 2009

Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2

Nonexistent video game which people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sheer stupidity when you look at it, because why would anyone call MW2 Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2? That's what I call double-numbering a sequel, which is stupid.

Henry: Hey Marcus, I'm getting Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2.

Marcus: Oh my goodness, the next person to say COD6:MW2 is getting punched in the face.

by Frostbite249 October 29, 2009

Modern Warjob

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare

Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"

by Modern Warjob Expert VI July 25, 2010

modernism

A state in which irony becomes existentially externalized; usually through the introduction of new technology which is a skeuomorph of prior technology e.g. factories replacing farms in the era of late 1880's industrialization.

Modernism shifted parody from the literary to the existential; and heavily foreboded the existential self-parody of postmodernism.

by sandraxine October 29, 2017

booger miner

a person with the disgusting habit of picking his or her nose while visible to the public. nothing subtle about the booger miner's approach-finger(s) inserted beyond the knuckle, accompanied by much digging around. gross? nauseating? you bet!! the verb form is booger mining.

while riding the bus to work the other day, gerry looked across the aisle at the most gorgeous woman he'd ever seen. astonishing face, magnificent hair, perfect figure, and long, slender legs. he tried to avoid staring at her, fearing he'd appear to be uncivilized and boorish, so he didn't notice that she'd inserted her left pinkie finger demurely into her nostril and began vigorously grinding away. finally he could no longer resist; he had to gaze upon her again. turning toward her, he quietly said "excuse me, i don't mean to be forward, but...." and just as he was about to ask her out, she turned toward him, smiling radiantly, and said "that's alright, go ahead." to his horror, gerry learned that this woman, the embodiment of all that is desirable about the opposite sex, was, in fact, a booger miner, for she had neglected to remove her finger from her nose before answering him. dizziness overcame him as he left the bus fourteen blocks from his office just to get away from the terrible thing he'd just witnessed.

by earpuller June 25, 2006