major mix

n. - A series of drinks that one can elect to order if planning to get hammered. In order;

1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.

If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.
DUDE I hear you got fucked up on the major mix last night!
by pseudomajor May 06, 2012
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Pretzel Mix

A proper noun for one whose body is so full of yeast and salt that it's possible to produce Pretzels or other bakery products.
Pretzel Mix was so irritated by salt she began to rant and yell at small children.
by Ryvet August 25, 2008
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Gay-Mixed

A song/music/sound remix that has been gayed up!
“Did you hear Paparazzi by Kim Dracula? That one of the best Gay-Mixed songs I’ve heard!”
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Mixed Tink

The product of two men using the same urinal without a flush between them.
I'm sure I need to see a doctor, because as I peed into leftover piss in the urinal, that mixed tink turned cranberry.
by The Steinbrenner October 09, 2011
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mixing the johns

when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.
Mamas been mixing the johns again!
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mix-up

when one is to ask or repely to a question with a random answer
(person 1)Hey how's the weather? (person 2)Family guy comes on at eight.(person1)Why are so "mix-up"
by jumper1847 September 18, 2010
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Mixed Grill

Cock, Fanny, Tits and Balls. A full meatylicious combo.

"Cor you should of seen me tuckin into this mixed grill last night, he had a bit of everythin!"
by monkey08 March 12, 2008
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