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Clown Midget

A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.
Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
by jmb2010 December 17, 2010
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Sensory Midget

A little person that is extremely offended by people noticing his/her smallness
The Sensory Midget got thrown out of the hotel for making a huge racket when people looked at him.
by Itaching February 21, 2011
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Them midget really do be queefing in each others butts. Shit be fogging up the camera
"I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"

"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"
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vanilla midget

a world used by kevin nash to describe the best wrestlers the world has ever seen in chris benoit, eddie guerrero, dean malenko,chris jericho, and others
why did kevin nash ever call them vanilla midgets?what a jackass
by vanilla midget August 20, 2006
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Midget Among Dwarves

To look good at doing something when your bad at it because everyone else is worse than you. First used in Family Guy in the "Midget among Dwarves" scene.
Joe: Wow, Jose is really good at basketball!
Bob: No, it's just that everyone else sucks. He is a midget among dwarves.
by SuggesterCow December 17, 2009
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Midget Spinner

When two midgets are having sex and the top midget spins on the other midgets dick.
I was with Sally and she gave me a really good midget spinner.
by Cabot Arkansas April 19, 2018
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russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.
edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.
by brian egan July 22, 2007
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