Ben Mather

An amazing guy with a huge dick and is sensational in bed.

1st girl: OMG guess who I met up with last night?
2nd girl: OMG who?
1st girl: Ben Mather! OMG he was so great in bed!

or

OMG that guy is such a Ben Mather! ;-)

by benmather01 December 15, 2016

The Perversity meter

A color coded scale of how perverse one is.

Severe(Red): Severely perverted. So perverted that you can't even stand them. Takes the smallest word or sentence and somehow turns it into a perverted statement. Needs help.
High(Orange): Highly perverted. Often oggles at people and never stops with the innuendoes. Is annoying to talk to sometimes.
Elevated(Yellow): Significantly perverted. Makes innuendoes from time to time.
Guarded(Blue): Generally perverted. The average amount of how perverted one usually is.
Low(Green): Not perverted at all. Is probably either a pussy or their religon forbids perverseness.

Many different types of people have different scales on the perversity meter. For example:
Sever(Red) usually consists of frat boys, party animals, and general assholes. Oh, and The Todd too.
High(Orange) usually consists of freshmen(both college and highschool), your dad, that one friend who you never hang out with.
Elevated(Yellow) usually consists of work friends, close pals, and drink buddies.
Guarded(Blue) usually consists of regular people. People who see the perverseness in situations but don't always say how they're perverted.
Low(Green) usually consists of 40 Year old Virgins, nuns, preists, and the selebic.

by DoctorAwkward December 29, 2007

Kim Mathers

A slut and bad mother that should worry about other things than drugs & herself all the time. Eminem could do way better than her & can get anyone he wants that wouldn't cheat on him. Eminem loves Hailie to death more than kim & that's his gurl for life. I hope Kim burns in hell for what she does & that bitch is crazy slitting her wrist. I love U Eminem alwayz & forever. This goes for u Kim die Bitch die. I wish Em did kill u stupid whore, smutt, ugly ass, cheater, close ur legs next time. If I ever saw her Id punch her in the face myself. Good advice Em get rid of her!

Kim Is a whore

by Jaclyn May 5, 2004

kim mathers

yo kim mathers made my mom no longer like em because she thinks that he drove her to attempted suicide kim mathers is an evil person for cheating on em or anybody else

kim screwed up her life and proabably her daughters too

by fatman14 June 25, 2004

fup-o-meter

A device used to measure or detect the presence of fupon particles.

The needle was buried on my fup-o-meter when I saw that chick's huge fup!

by Aeroh4x December 15, 2008

50 Meter Butterfly

The best competitive swimming stroke that exists. In 50 Meter Butterfly a swimmer swims the butterfly stroke for 50 meters (One lap/Two lengths short course, or One length long course).

Swimmer 1: Guess what!? Coach says i get to swim 50 Meter Butterfly at the next meet!

Swimmer 2: Whoa awesome! You're so lucky! I have to swim the 500! yuck!

by dontyouwishyoucouldswimlikeme February 4, 2010

van meter

a bomb ass school that beats earlham’s ass. yes they’re waukee jv but they dominate. anyone who isn’t from van meter is mad because they crush anyone they play

have you heard of van meter? ya we got beat by them
earlham has no chance against van meter

by holaputa69 December 22, 2018