Massanutten

A mass of nothing else but a massive load of cum! A load so large it would take an entire janitorial crew to clean it up. Even the most experienced load takers quiver in fear of the Massanutten! But your mom would def take it.

He went on vacation to this resort and gave her a Massanutten since there was nothing else to do.

by TomPhuckery February 24, 2023

texticle messaging

the act of a person with testicles texting another person with testicles

Are you really still texticle messaging? You're such a faggot.

by Buffalo13 August 21, 2009

Dinosaur Message

When you're computer of laptop finally get so old that the "Your Virtual Memory Is Too Low" message appears in the bottom right corner of the screen.

Man 1: Hey, have you seen Jack at all today?
Man 2: Nah, he got the dinosaur message for the 5th time today so he's gonna trade up.

by Mexican Rice May 14, 2010

Predator Message

A text or IM message that has no content (blank message). Aptly named after the film series where the aliens where cloaking devices to make themselves invisible. It is usually accidental.

A:*Receives a text message from B that is blank. Responds with a wtf.*
B:*Sends a text to A saying two words only 'Predator Message'.*

by Malakaii August 21, 2011

Multi-Messaging

When you are messaging from more than one device at the same time.

James: Why are some of your messages coming through your phone and some are coming through Facebook?

Val: Because I have both my Mac and my iPhone in front of me. I'm multi-messaging!

by Val the Great August 19, 2012

Unstant Message

Regular postal mail or post it note.

I had to give my aunt a message to let her know my balls were OK. I gave her an unstant message her via post that they were back to normal.

by backotruck September 23, 2012

Buffer message (.)

A dot '.' sent when someone has read your message but hasn't replied to remind them.

I sent her a buffer message (.) after she ignored my previous messages.

by ChinnaS August 22, 2016