Chav Message

A message sent by a Chav

This Chav Message is well phat

by chaostheory1 October 5, 2008

Sext Message

A text message recieved during the act of turning your phone on vibrate and placing it between your legs while driving.

OMG, I just got a sext message from Nic!! and it was gooood. Hot damn I'm horny

by Pseudomania September 26, 2008

Sending Mixed Messages

DEFINITION: When you aren't paying attention and accidentally text a sexually suggestive message (sext) to the wrong person on your blackberry!

APPLICATION: John was called into his boss's office this afternoon for a warning because of sending mixed messages to the mailroom department.

by don samson December 3, 2009

messa

I am saying

messa you stupid innit

by Samski March 12, 2003

messa

One a them what does stuff with the kiddies-aaarrrrgggghhhhh.

All nonces should Fuckin burn.

by El Cholo March 5, 2004

message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.

Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.

by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007

Message loss

The (personal situation in or of) point in any relationship where you no longer care about most of what you hear from others. Or when your friend, spouse etc. or acquaintance no longer listen or hear most of anything you say (unless super important).

He felt himself lapse into message loss after thirty seconds of hearing that choad running his mouth.

by Sonicguppy December 9, 2008