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Melissa

melissa aka mel is the best person to ever exist and she is better than u she’s literally so perfect and amazing and beautiful and cute (NOT FRUITY!!!) but ya shes literally so perfect and better than u
Stranger: Whos melissa?
Me: someone better than u
by qttttsttays April 22, 2021
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Melissa

she's an amazing girlfreind if you treat her right. she can be scary but once you get to know her she is amazing and understanding and she will always be there for you. while she may be not the smartest she is so sweet and I feel bad for anyone that doesn't have a Melissa in their life.
person one: is that Melissa
person two: yeah she's a great friend of mine and you should get to know I think you two would get along
person one: but she seems so scary
by I've had a stroke May 30, 2021
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Melissa Rae Morrow

I am a person who is unique and loves with all her heart. I don't plan on having this last name forever, and I hope I don't. I want to get married and have kids one day, God Willing.
Melissa Rae Morrow thinks she is in love again.
by IDEFINEMYSELF June 13, 2021
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melissa

please don’t tell me you’re a melissa
i am a melissa..and i am proud!, pls accept me…
by hahstag June 21, 2021
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Melissa kate

Melissa Kate is a loyal friend who is someone you can come to talk to about anything. Melissa Kate hates to see others hurt or

struggling for that matter and will try and help you or care for you through thick and thin so don't take her kindness and goodwill nature for granted. A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what and not in a negative type of way. She knows how to handle shit and makes shit happen so make sure you have a Melissa Kate on your team. Melissa Kate is also a loyal girlfriend. She is usually really really small and super cute around 5'1 in height but in an instant can and will turn into a 6'4 person with a no mercy"attitude if you cross her so treat her right and she will give you the world I promise! Melissa Kate loves variety and random adventures and despises boredom and people not keeping shit real. She will tell it like it is no matter how big and bad you think you are so don't lie to Melissa Kate or she will eat you alive. You will be lucky to have a Melissa Kate in your life if one happens to come along so cherish her and keep her near and she will be your ride or die for life.
"Oh you need help with something"?
Go ask Melissa Kate, if there's a way she will find it!
by Bluepineapples4420 June 29, 2021
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Melissa/Mel

is cool
is gay
is funny
is loved
is the smartest person fr
is pog
is anything good you could imagine
Melissa/Mel is anything mentioned above
by arandomdumbass August 4, 2021
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Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.
Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*
by mr eckert September 9, 2021
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