A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
Get the poot melonmug. by Pk glitch September 1, 2025
Get the Melon-ballermug. When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.
by rtp2017 June 11, 2019
Get the ripe melonsmug. Why have you done that for ya big melon.
by fattyyyyyyyy June 16, 2017
Get the Melonmug. The nickname is a pretty lit famo, can also be written as Chey 🍈. This person can be shy (No pun intended) but then will open up and be cooler than a Cucumber. Loves animals May Become Depressed, results may vary.
by CheyMelonLover666 November 7, 2017
Get the chey melonmug. A melon is a type of large fruit that grows from the ground. They come in multiple varieties es and tastes such as watermelons (the most well known type) which have a green exterior and red interior, they are usually sweet tasting and very juicy. They're are also two other types, one of which is yellow inside and out with a flavor that is sweet but not as much as a watermelon and the other is grey and green on the outside and orange inside that is less sweet than the yellow varient.
Or another worsld for tits
Or another worsld for tits
by Magickpigeon May 23, 2021
Get the Melonsmug. Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
Get the Dusty Melonsmug.