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Megan

A girl who appears to look like a guy and hates when her name is spelled wrong. It’s megan not MEGHAN OR MEAGAN! She’s really ugly and depressed and only has one love. An anime boy named Kokichi who is gay. She often contemplates suicide.
Random person: OH NO HE COMMITTED SUICIDE

Police man: *does autopsy* oh its a girl. That’s surprising!

Random person #2: Oh, that must be Megan then!
by Suicidal sister April 19, 2019
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Megan is a smexy mf who has a nice ass and she has lots of hoes and boys get boners when she sees her. Megan is just overall hawt asf.
Person a: oi oi who's that hawt gorl
Person b: It's Megan *gets a boner*
Megan: *winks*
by How fun! May 30, 2019
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One magical day a Megan was born. One day, her prince will come. Until then she will dedicate her time to relentlessly shagging PPE students. A Megan can't help but enjoy making all the men she meets feel like they have tiny willies. It's not exactly a jam jar down there, but...
Male sexual partner: Wow, Megan, your vagina's massive!
Megan: No, you just have a tiny willy.
by Meloner June 18, 2019
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An amazing gall who loves a party she always is wanting to help she is also quite the flirt and loves to hang out with her squad Thomas Lucy and Thomas . She has a soft spot for animals and loves her dog she has lots of friends and is very emotional when things get tough but let me tell you boys she is a tough cookie so treat her right 😉
ThomasR: wow megan is so kind

ThomasM: yeh I wish she was my gf

Lucy: yo guys Megan isn’t your toy she is a strong girl so watch out
by Happygirl June 26, 2019
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Megan is a girl with brown hair. She is very sporty, likes to game, is nice to almost everyone. Lot's of boys have crushes on her. She's really pretty with a cute smile. Megan's that are born in August are mostly shy around boys, and people that she doesn't know well. Megan's are always good at sports. A cat lover ;)
Guy 1: Wow she's so pretty and cute
Guy 2: She's a Megan
by Annoying Josh May 22, 2019
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A female with a alien headass no tittys no ass all nipple no titty and reeks of 10 cans of bounce that ass and a side of hot dog water and to top it all off she got a hairy roast beef coochie
by Dickwater69 July 13, 2019
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Megan is a salty little b, shes gonna be nice if u get on her bad side she'll just ignore you like she always does no shade to all you megans theres some megans that r like that and they act like shi tbh there so annoying and dumb they are the worst anyways some megans are rlly NICE HELPFUL N COOL but some r just dumb to the level
MEGANBNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
megan:SClIEbcgE*
by youwouldneverwannameetme July 13, 2019
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