One magical day a Megan was born. One day, her prince
will come. Until then she
will dedicate her time to relentlessly shagging PPE students. A Megan can't help but enjoy making all the
men she meets feel like they have tiny willies. It's not exactly a jam jar down there, but...
Male sexual partner:
Wow, Megan, your vagina's massive!
Megan: No, you just have a tiny
willy.