Meloner's definitions

Megan

One magical day a Megan was born. One day, her prince will come. Until then she will dedicate her time to relentlessly shagging PPE students. A Megan can't help but enjoy making all the men she meets feel like they have tiny willies. It's not exactly a jam jar down there, but...

Male sexual partner: Wow, Megan, your vagina's massive!
Megan: No, you just have a tiny willy.

by Meloner June 18, 2019

Tommy

A Tommy is a colloquial term for a paedophile. Partial to felching.

"Did you hear about Tommy?"
"Yeah, had his hard drive seized. He is..... perverse."
"Yuck."

by Meloner June 18, 2019