the act of drooping one ball on each eye of your girl, while simeltamiously running your shaft down their nose, this creates the roman face mask effect.
verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
Drug paraphernalia used to smoke marijuana. To make it, one must take a regular military gas mask, but attach a bowl piece to one side. This allows whoever is wearing the gas mask to inhale marijuana, then exhale the smoke without blowing the pot out of the bowl piece. Another effect is mask creates a hotbox.
Yo, Trevor just got this awesome gasmask. You should come hit it.
While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.
Spanish girl- "oh senor your Puerto Rican Gas Mask was muy caliante!"