Denoting a state of being where you are freely allowed to have from 0 to 32,767 wives/husbands. Two to the 15th power is 32,768, and there is also the state of having no spouse, so the values are from zero to thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty seven. So one could have either 32,767 wives or any combination of wives and husbands in one family adding up to 32,767. The original Mormons were engineered with a 15-bit marriage, the highest in post-100A.D. history.
The Mormons had the resplendent promise of giving the user a 15-bit marriage, but in 1890 they caved in to government pressure to be cycle-inaccurate and therefore have only one spouse.
When I die I hope I can have a 15-bit marriage in Heaven.
When I die I hope I can have a 15-bit marriage in Heaven.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008
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- Yeah, maybe marriage is the best thing 4 me.
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Hall's permission.
- Yeah, maybe marriage is the best thing 4 me.
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1) A God-ordained process of ancient Hebrew origin by which a man and a woman are joined to become one flesh.
2) The act in which a man sucks it up, gets off his selfish ass, and realizes some responsibility for a change.
2) The act in which a man sucks it up, gets off his selfish ass, and realizes some responsibility for a change.
by Joelio November 20, 2003
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Get the Marrinson mug.an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen
so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?
and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage
smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life
non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type
and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage
smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life
non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type
by boustrophedonik December 1, 2010
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Get the Lavender Marriage mug.1. A way for a woman of the adult age to escape the clutches of her overbearing and/or nosey family
2. A convenient way for an adult woman to change her identity by means of a new last name
2. A convenient way for an adult woman to change her identity by means of a new last name
“My mother is always getting into my business; I’m really beginning to consider marriage.”
Teacher: Miss Long-Name-I-Can’t-Pronounce…
Student: I’m thinking the ideal marriage would be with someone whose last name is Smith
Teacher: Miss Long-Name-I-Can’t-Pronounce…
Student: I’m thinking the ideal marriage would be with someone whose last name is Smith
by Seriously Not February 25, 2009
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