muppety

An adjective used to describe a person that looks like a Muppet.

That girl be lookin' muppety.

by Lexii Lex January 2, 2012

muppet blowing

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.

You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally

by madman88 May 4, 2015

Muppet Meatlocker

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.

Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018

muph

Another word for motherfucker

Its cold as muph outside today

by Niggeroma May 14, 2018

mupi chipies

how an 8 year old would accidentally say “gps”.

“Did you put the location on the mupi chipies?”

by blackpinkslatinawife January 18, 2020

Muppet

Someone who is a fucking retard and a thick fuck ...

The word muppet is trademarked by Kieran.C

by Farquad12345 September 9, 2020

Man Muppet

A guy who gets fisted.

you'll never get any friction with him - he's a Man Muppet.

by GLM11 August 13, 2011