A large mean human. That will crush you. If u make him angry he waits to crush u when u r not expecting it.
A kid thewe a spit ball at a punk a monk. While he was sleeping the punk a monkey tied the kids bike from the electric line.
by Equalizer Monster March 29, 2017
We all know the TV-Show "Monk" - If you know a person who is all giddy about cleaning or if everyday has to be exactly the same.
- The boys licked Mette's fingers and she went all Monk on them!
- The girl wanted to go Monk on her room (cleaning it so hard it would finally disappear)
- The girl wanted to go Monk on her room (cleaning it so hard it would finally disappear)
by I am the law! September 13, 2010
you must not mention king monke otherwise you will have committed taboo according to monke commandments
by Klng Monke June 25, 2021
The monke d is a wild animal that some might say is not real. Some might also call it a monke man. Do not try to find this creature or it will most likely bite one of your sexual organs off. Also called Monkey Man.
by NerfySourMan November 27, 2014
Hey monk fish get a life!
Yo (insert name) ya wife's a monk fish she told me she was sleeping with another guy!
Yo (insert name) ya wife's a monk fish she told me she was sleeping with another guy!
by User_87 December 17, 2014
An empty beer can that has been squeezed in the middle, making the top of the can bow like the head of a monk in prayer.
When placed in a row or circle gives the appearance of a group of monks in prayer.
When placed in a row or circle gives the appearance of a group of monks in prayer.
Police: Are those beer cans lined up on your dash board?
John Smith: No Officer, those are Praying Monks.
Saturday we are going out on my boat and making Monks Pray.
John Smith: No Officer, those are Praying Monks.
Saturday we are going out on my boat and making Monks Pray.
by CheekyChallenger April 29, 2010
Le Monke is our lord and savior, Le Monke died on the cross to repent our sins, we shall do the same.
by SoulFire___ December 14, 2021