The time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. Then proceeds to place his balls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). You must position your ass above her head for optimum performance. Also must make sure your balls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit.
by Cobbs666 December 3, 2006
Get the masked bandit mug.(n) The glorious act of blowing your majestic load into someone's face in subzero temperatures and having it freeze.
The recipient's mouth will be open wide as with all unsuspecting facials and after the "frosting," the rest of the face will be covered as well; minus the eyes, should they have the sense to close them, of course. The final product will look like a white ski mask.
Keep in mind that man-spunk is hot, so it will not freeze immediately. It will take some time. Tie victim up as necessary under the guise of it being "kinky."
The recipient's mouth will be open wide as with all unsuspecting facials and after the "frosting," the rest of the face will be covered as well; minus the eyes, should they have the sense to close them, of course. The final product will look like a white ski mask.
Keep in mind that man-spunk is hot, so it will not freeze immediately. It will take some time. Tie victim up as necessary under the guise of it being "kinky."
Ashley was being annoying as hell, so I took her outside the cabin and gave her a good ole Russian Ski Mask.
That shut 'er up.
That shut 'er up.
by Violent Milk July 30, 2010
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the canadian sex act similar to the Angry Dragon where both participants are outside (most likely in the snow) and the girl is wearing a ski mask. The ejaculate then gets all inside the ski mask.
James: Hey dude, you might want to wash your ski mask before you use it.
Rich: Why?
James: I wet ski masked your mother last night.
Rich: Why?
James: I wet ski masked your mother last night.
by Rich the jerkhole January 1, 2012
Get the Wet Ski Mask mug.When a woman is giving a B.J. and the man turns around and continues to place each testicle in her nostrils creating what would appear to be a gas mask.
by Shon Gee, Big Pappa Jew August 23, 2006
Get the Mexican Gas Mask mug.The sequal to Ocarina of Time that takes place after link returns to childhood and ends up in an alternate universe where the moon is about to hit the planet tameria and destroy it.
The game was probably the darkest in zelda history Story-wise, what with all the side quests and the overall sense of doom in tameria. It pretty much used a souped up oot engine, and played pretty much the same as oot (excpet for the fact that you are a kid throughout the whole game). Not quite as revolutinary as oot, but still an awesome game.
The game was probably the darkest in zelda history Story-wise, what with all the side quests and the overall sense of doom in tameria. It pretty much used a souped up oot engine, and played pretty much the same as oot (excpet for the fact that you are a kid throughout the whole game). Not quite as revolutinary as oot, but still an awesome game.
by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004
Get the Majora's Mask mug.Lowering your balls and cock over a chicks face so your balls are covering her eyes and your cock is laying down her nose.
Jenna was sitting at the computer desk when Horhay got up on the bed and dropped a Chechnyan Chicken Mask over her face.
by Indobud July 13, 2009
Get the Chechnyan Chicken Mask mug.A stretchy rubber latex thing that can resemble someone's head, a monster, an animal, or a cartoon character. It is pulled onto your head to disguise your true identity. Masks are used at Disneyland and Six Flags on their park characters.
by anonymous August 26, 2004
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