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looking for a job

When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."
Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?

Stoner: I was looking for a job.

Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?

Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?

Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?

Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.
by promocomoedia@gmail.com August 9, 2008
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Ass Loofah

A loofah primarily use for the srubbage of ass
Bro, I hope you didn't use my ass loofah on your face
by Cornelius Pumpernickel June 21, 2010
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look of approval

a look of approval, often given when someone does something that goes as expected.
the opposite of the look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ
Guy: I really hope I passed this test

Teacher: Well fortunately for you you passed the test with a 70.

Guy:ʘ‿ʘ(look of approval) passing is passing
by WolfRein92 September 9, 2010
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Look at my ass

Look at my ass is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. Look at my ass can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my ass people.
Girl: "I don't have time to clean my apartment because I'm too busy taking honors classes in Neuroscience and Russian Literature, so I neeed a maid."
You: "Well, Look at my ass!"
by heyyitslisa June 10, 2011
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average looking

Neutral territory between ugly and attractive. These people are neither ugly or model material; however, there personalities tend to be their most greatest asset. To be average looking means to be imperfect.
Jennifer is average looking, but has a shining personality.
by Fruitloop544 April 6, 2016
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looked up

I looked up looked up
by URB4N D1C710N4RY May 17, 2021
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MILF look

The magic look that a hot MILF can flash at a guy. Instantly causes a testosterone rush followed by straining in yer kecks.
"Eh, Normski! I just got the MILF look off Chaz's mum!"
"Lucky lad!"
by Lord Ass June 30, 2005
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