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Simpsons lip

A person whose lip protrudes beyond their bottom lip and chin, usually due to an overbite, causing the person to look like a character off of the simpsons. Commonly seen with overweight children and adults who have a very low IQ.
"Why does that fat mean kid's upper lip stick out so far?" "Well Jr. he has a simpsons lip"
by Jack Meehauf March 28, 2017
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lip piercing

Lip piercing are byfar the sexiest percings, guys adn girls find it pleasurable during oral sex.
His lip ring was cold when he ran it over my clit
by Sinikka June 25, 2005
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ass lips

When your asshole is so destroyed from over-penetration that it has big dangling lips.
"I can pick dimes up off the sidewalk with my ass lips."
by Fake Pete November 4, 2006
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nigger-lip

When someone smokes a cigar or cigarette and leaves the tip saliva-soaked.
I let Bob take a hit of my Cuban, and he nigger-lipped... ass-hole...
by VellocetAddict September 30, 2004
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lip service

1. empty talk, speech that the speaker will not likely act upon

2. oral sex, especially cunnilingus
He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.
by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009
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dirt lip

That gross dark peach fuzz above people lips, mostly occurring in boys ages 13 to 15. It's the beginning of a mustache, and sometimes they are hardly visible, but still unsightly. These guys always notice it themselves, but refuse to shave it off because they either think that no one notices it, or it looks cool and grown up.
Tween Girl 1: Ohh, did you see Brad in the hallway? He's pretty cute.

Tween Girl 2: I guess so. Too bad he has a dirt lip, or I would consider dating him.

Tween Girl 1: Man oh man is that thing unsightly!
by Tween Girl 3 March 9, 2008
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Clit Lips

When a girl makes a duck face and her lips look more like the labia of a vagina. Her duck face lips may be slightly parted. Hence Clit Lips.
"That picture of her on instagram made me laugh so hard."
"Yeah! What's wrong with her face? It looks like she has Clit Lips!"
by Project Packet October 6, 2013
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