dirty lacie

The act of screwing multiple people while in a committed relationship

Wow she's such a dirty lacie

by Midnightryder February 25, 2019

Clown Shoe Lace

1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"

Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

Lacey

Lacey is a girl who is hot I mean really hot. She doesn’t care what people say about her. She is so athletic and has the perfect body. She is the popular girl at school. She is so nice and she struggles a little in school but she tries and every boy would die to date lacey even for 5 minuets. Everyone wants to be Lacey

Friend 1: I wish I was Lacey.
Friend 2: I know I am so jelly.
Boyfriend : she is hot and you know it.
Guy 1: I want to date her.

by Kay W. October 21, 2018

Lacey

Lacey is very awsomme whats the point of beign on erth without lacey shers very tall pretty an loves all sortes of animals but mostly cats and dogs is very good at hockey and lax and suck at mackigne slime you can count on her she loves surgar and sims she will always bes nice to the people she hates the most she is generisse kid smart ruth pretty and the best need sports tips go to her first she is awsomme at all sports but mostly hockey and lax you cant ever live whitout a lacey. to the best freind in the world.

gaby
london and i love laceys AS a friend

by YEETERSON PETTERSON October 19, 2019

Lacey

Lacey is a great person. She probably had some struggles in child hood but that’s what makes her a fighter. She could get any guy she wanted and would beat a bitch up if the fucked with her friends. She is 10/10 gorgeous and makes other girls insecure. She’s no doubt the baddest bitch. She looks good everyday and runs her school like a queen.

New girl: Who is she?
Erin: That’s Lacey. She’s the baddest bitch here. Don’t piss her off.

by bruh..fr December 19, 2019

Laced Curtains

Laced Curtains...the frilly foreskin of an non-aroused uncircumcised penis.

Did you see that big guy in the shower pulling back his laced curtains and cleaning out the smegma?

by Rank Strainger March 25, 2020

Cock Lackey

The person who cleans up all the semen on the porno set. Historically, the one who assisted the king when he masturbated by catching the semen when it came out, so that the royal sperm did not hit the floor.

After Rocco exploded upon Jenna's face, the resident cock lackey was called in to scrub the carpet, the wall, the celing, and the sheets. His towel was thrown out and burnt afterwards, as decreed by the Center for Disease Control.

by Dipstick783 November 10, 2007