labophile

A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.

There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.

Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.

by teh maleman December 26, 2008

Labbing

To practice dance

I was labbing all day yesterday to get ready for my next dance battle.

by Freez3Fram3 January 16, 2014

Laborious

When one is intoxicated to the point of becoming work for those around them.

Guy 1 "How come you bounced early last night?

Guy 2 "Mark was laborious as fuck last night, tried to jump of a bridge."

Guy 1 "Straight labor party."

by AbradolphLincler July 1, 2011

label

A record company usually uses this word to describe the ownership of the artist.

Prince was a label of Warner Bros. He then changed his persona to "the artist formerly known as Prince" which was actually a visual picture of his name. He patched up with Warner and is now known again as Prince.

by michelle9 April 11, 2007

labbie

Any worker at one of the Department of Energy's National Laboratories, including Lawrence Livermore, Los Alamos, Pacific Northwest, Savannah River, Oak Ridge, and any many more. The title is usually accompanied by lanyards with multiple security badges and Operational Risk Management (ORM) cards, pocket protectors, and glasses straight out of the Manhattan Project. Subjects scare easily and are often seen riding around on 1960's bicycles, reminiscing about "the old days", and attending fun conferences on the thermo nuclear fusion process and other easy-to-grasp concepts.

Dude, that Labbie needs to get out more.

It's OK, he is just a Labbie, he'll be fine once he calms down.

by NorCalLabbie February 21, 2011

Post-Labor Abortion

Murder.

I'm gonna give that dickhole a post-labor abortion.

by dick4u September 20, 2009

Labor Union

A group of people who come together and form an organization with the purpose to balancing out power versus rich fuckers who'd otherwise take advantage of you.

A labor union!? Now how will we fuck those poor bastards out of sick time/overtime/wage/insurance/whatever we can get away with?!

by Viriathus January 20, 2015