Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg April 01, 2021

Limp Scunt Bisicut

the combo of a retard, skank and cunt. AKA this one chick i know.

Guy 1 That dirty bitch fucked up that guys life.

Guy 2 Shes such a "Limp Scunt Bisicut".

by Noodlez4dayz June 13, 2011

Limp Mouthing

A female or male that sucks so much dick that their lips puff up, causing them to look like one of the Jenners.

Did you see Jessica? Yeah, shes always been known limp mouthing.

by Irish Frederick October 04, 2017

Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater June 30, 2013

limping bizkit

when your crush up dried biscuits and roll ur penis in them, then wave it around while listening to "rollin" by the completely unrelated nu metal band, Limp Bizkit

"my dick hurts dude, i did so many limping bizkits last night.

by crackwhorebethany April 27, 2025

limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.

"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".

by Lengend47 January 06, 2021

limp dimf

A downward pertrudinf make genitalia or an elite word for limp dick

Come stroke my LIMP DIMF.

by Limp Dimf August 15, 2017