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B.I.L.F.

B.I.L.F. - Brown I'd Like to Fuck

Refers to females with very brown skin tones that have profound affects on the male genitalia, including but not limited to, erections, premature ejaculations, and nocturnal emissions. Often accompanied by an unexpected alishasingh.

These individuals are sometimes of Punjabi descent, but can occasionally be from Delhi, Bangalore, and Mumbai as well. They are rarely from Calcutta. Sikhs also do not typically fall into the B.I.L.F. category.

A B.I.L.F. also has the tendency to be a pathological liar.
"Poppy Harold fancies himself a certain Lac-living B.I.L.F., but the Government of Canada frowns upon such naughty boys."

"Marie was barren so she adopted a B.I.L.F."

"That B.I.L.F. won't expose the clitie even though it lied for seven years."

"bin Laden is a terrorist but his niece is a B.I.L.F. for sure."
by Heather Strobe November 3, 2007
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LFM

Unplug it, then plug it back in and BAM! It works!
LFM
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m.i.l.f

by Sigman July 9, 2006
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LFD

Abreviation for the title Licensed Funeral Director.
ABC Funeral Home
Owner: John Doe, LFD
123 Any Street
Anytown, Anywhere 99999
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LFHS

The most lovely person in the world, i couldn't ask for anything better in my life
hello,i'm lfhs
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V.P.I.L.F.

vice president I'd like to fuck.
Similar to a milf but a vice president
Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin might be the first V.P.I.L.F.! she is better than a M.I.L.F!
by stenmeister November 6, 2008
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B.I.L.F

brother id like to f***

It refers to a brother of a friend that is very attractive, which you don't mind having sexual intercourse with. Gay black people may use this, when referring to hot guys which they see on the street, because to a black man everybody is their brother.
by Chinaman10 March 14, 2011
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