Kiloshit

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The art of weighing oneself first thing in the morning both before and after taking a morning dump. Once the weight reduction recorded exceeds 2.2lbs you have successfully achieved a kiloshit.

“Have you lost weight?
Not really, i did have a kiloshit this morning tho!”
"Whoa bro, i didn't sleep too well last night, woke up and took a Kiloshit!

"You have a spring in your step this morning,
Yea, i woke up and took a kiloshit"

by AidyHD December 9, 2023

kilted kangaroo

A “Well Hung” man in a kilt (Large Junk)

Well he’s definitely a kilted kangaroo from what I have heard

by michaelscofieldswife March 21, 2024

kilt

bout ugly as fuck

that girl is kilt

by b🥳 May 30, 2024

kilodong

A unit of donging so powerfull its force must be measured in relation to 1000 average dongings.

He gave her at least 10 kilodongs, her period jump started two days early.

He gave such a strong dicking, it registered double digits on the kilodong scale.
Although stamina can register a kilodong, power and stroke rate with length register more units.
She recieved such a kilodonging, she was unable to walk the next day.

by E180A June 4, 2024

Kilo

Good to see you mum Kilo

Hey mum Kilo

by 201HH December 19, 2024

Kilometers

a content-safe way of saying "kill myself" - coming from the fact that the abbreviation for the unit of measurement, kilometers, kms, is the same as the abbreviation for "kill myself."

If Kay overcooks the chicken again I'm going to kilometers.

by HamNCheddar February 4, 2025

kilterboarding

to climb on a kilter board

Yo dude, I am so pumped from kilterboarding yesterday.

Kilterboarding is the best form of training, just ask Jackie!

by punkaca July 17, 2025