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kentucky car wash

When you wash your ENTIRE car with the window squeegee. Commonly done at a gas station when you are either too broke or lazy to take your car thru a real car wash.
Dominick: Dude, nice wheels. Looks like you finally got a car wa---What's with that weird streak on your door?

Phillppe: Oh yea man, I had to do the kentucky car wash...
by Reva July 7, 2008
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kentucky fried chicken

Where are the black people

Linkin the colonels fried balls at Kentucky fried chicken
by Whoppingmelons January 6, 2015
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kentucky upper decker double blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.
Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.
by tootalljen89 November 22, 2011
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Kentucky Face Grader

An action that can be performed by either sex. On the male side...Shave your balls...wait a couple of days till stubble develops. After the eager awaiting of the stubble...drag your balls across your significant others face....leaving red marks...and if your balls are heavy enough....flesh wounds could possibly occur.

On the female side. After stubble develops from shaving your ferret flap...Convince your partner to give you a mustache ride. Grind your stubbly box into your partners face causing red marks and scracthes.
Oh god my face is killing me. I just woke up and I think John gave me the Kentucky Face Grader last night....oh well guess i wont have to exfoliate today.
by jt1224 September 7, 2009
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Kentucky Circumcision

The act of circumcising a Hillbilly by kicking his sister in the jaw.
Jethro wound up with a nasty infection when his brother Jimbob got jealous and kicked thier sister in the jaw and giving him a Kentucky circumcision.
by Stuperman August 1, 2006
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kentucky cobra

Part of a tailpipe, laying along the road, particularly in Kentucky, when seen, the curved part sticks up out of the grass like a cobra.
Looky there at the the Kentucky Cobra over there in the grass.
by John Stigall May 17, 2006
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Louisville, Kentucky

1. The most awesome city in Kentucky

2. The largest city in Kentucky
Dude, you're from Louisville, Kentucky! That makes you AWESOME!
by Uberjoe19 November 2, 2008
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