Keith

Typically an overweight, condescending kind of guy who gets his daily elitist fixes by pointing out the obvious. A Keith generally fears change and will use any excuse, no matter how ridiculous, to avoid changing anything. Petty, stubborn, arrogant, paranoid and exceptionally small minded. Often found working in IT offices around the country.

Andy: Keith, have you changed something?
Keith: Maybe
Andy: Any ideas as to what you might have changed?
~ 2 minutes elapses ~
Keith: No, soz. I knew a couple of minutes ago though

paranoidpettystubbornfearoverweightITwanker

by ScarredByKeiths August 29, 2010

Keith

-The most unattractive male name.
- typically an ass who feels as though he's entitled to everything and who does nothing to support that attitude.

Keith -A redneck who thinks its cool to save beer can tabs.

by Rose Elizabeth Dawson September 26, 2010

Toby Keith

1. The most American man in fucking America.
More American than if George Washington fucked Betsy Ross.

2. A famous country singer.

Toby Keith is just fucking American.

by Americanperson September 1, 2013

keitty

Keitty's often think they know it all. Keitty generally haave a boring face with blue eyes and are blonde/brunette.
No one realizes it, but inside keitty's are very insecure, on the outside they act confident.

'look at that girl, she's a bit boring, must be a keitty!'

by isogoudarling April 18, 2010

Keith

the most hidious name in the world.

eww hees such a farm boy.
yeah what a keith

by Curleys Wife.. October 12, 2011

kertz

someone who hates on something for no reason.

Guy 1: I hate noodles.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because, I am a kertz.

by scrappydooyoufoo March 3, 2008

Keith Floyd

Contravertial alcoholic, dickie-bow wearing, TV Chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally shitted on the local 'tipple' whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. Sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.

Can we watch 'Keith Floyd around the Med' at 9pm tonight, apparently he's in Tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he's going to be getting ripped to the tits on their local brew and taking the piss out of some local goatherders?

by chesterpest January 17, 2010