Joeley

A very attractive female who has the most gorgeous smile in the world. Is cery outgoing and loves having parties with friends. All types of guys are attracted towards her. Prefers taller guys, deep voice. Usually has the body of a woman in her twenties.

"Dang did you see that Joeley girl?"
"Dude yeah! I would so smash"

by Mr Smarty Farty November 9, 2016

noose jockey

A racial slur, usually for african americans

"I love malt liquor"
"You would, you noose jockey"

by Uncle Sambo November 15, 2012

Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come

Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!

by Lt. Howe July 26, 2015

pie eating boner jockey

A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off

"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."

by Dime pussy October 2, 2013

swab jockey

A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.

Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

computer jockey

computer jockey (as opposed to DJ or disc jockey). comes from the theory that, since many DJs no longer spin actual vinyl, and the spinning of CDs on CDJs may even wane in the future towards complete use of sound files, the title of the DJ should also change to represent the shift in our culture towards all digital media, and to indicate the ending of the "disc" era.

while some might argue that it doesn't matter if one spins actual discs in order to have the title DJ, others argue that the distinction between CJ and DJ gives due respect to those who paved the way by learning the arduous processes involved in wax manipulation.

...and tonight we have a special guest for you. Computer Jockey Skribble on the keyboard rockin the house!

by CJ DJ June 22, 2006

Dick Jockey

a female who likes to ride a dick.

Man #1: Dude i heard you girlfriend was a dick jockey.

Man #2: Yep she was riding my dick all night long.

by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009