Jewbiguous

When one has the Jewish affect, but not the religion.

Person #1: Are you Jewish?

Person #2: No.
Person #1: So, you have the affect but not the religion?

Person #1: Yes.
Person #2: You're Jewbiguous.
Person #1: Yes!

by Lover7681 December 14, 2024

jereisa

a swag nigga and uhhhhh she’s a stupid bitch sometimes and she’s the #1 alpha of the pack. don’t mess with her kittens or you will see her bad side. you can also call her eraser or jurassic if you wanna die heh. her nickname is isawalkemdownlacethemwithfentmolestthemmakethemdieandmommascrybashtheykneecapsinandparalyzethem, for short it’s LLCOK or Legend Limited Crash Out Kale (™️seanthepond). she’s an OG crashout and originally killed King Von and payed wikipedia to frame someone else and is involved in about 3 gangs as of right now

nigga 1: omg is that the #1 sigma of Ohio?
nigga 2: yeah that’s Jereisa

by bigblackniggaballs6969 December 17, 2024

jewdisim

jew dis dick dick fit in your mouth

jewdisim is a Jew with autism

by reltih floda December 17, 2024

Jeweet Fang

Professional Pianist, Cellist, and woman enthusiast, someone who publicly advocates for the journey over the destination (for relationships or otherwise).

Girl 1: I wish I had a guy who puts me on a pedestal and loves me...
Girl 2: Yeah me too, I wish there were more Jeweet Fangs in the world.
Girl 3: fr and I've heard his songs everywhere!

by RepublicOfKaty February 9, 2026

Jewed

To jew something

Hey! Look at that big nosed individual, he jewed my wallet 2 minutes ago! Somebody stop him before he sells it for an excessive amount of money!

by JoeNotJew. April 20, 2025

super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.

"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"

by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008

Wedding jewel

A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.

The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.

- I'm going for a wedding jewel!
~ Which one?
- An ampallang, or a PA, i have to decide yet.

by Dalliwerke October 23, 2012