Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

by Cattard April 30, 2020

Insta baddie

Flossie

Insta baddie= flossie

by Lmaoidkwhat May 18, 2020

Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages

“Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”

by Акула May 31, 2020

insta punishment

A consequence of a bad choice Instagram post that was seen by a parent or authoritative figure in a young person's life.

"Excuse me, did you post a video of yourself breaking your brother's lava lamp? Well that's a Insta Punishment, young lady!"

by Reali_D June 28, 2020

INSTABLOCK

a person in roblox bloxburg that will instantly block you for being on their property

the idiot INSTABLOCK ed the person for being on their property

by Spyder_real August 9, 2020

Insta Simp

A men named Oancea Onutu Gabriel Victor
aka gaby victor

Gaby: "damn you make awesome photos"
Girl: " yuck , you are an Insta Simp"

by adryblajj September 9, 2020

Inera Season 5

Execution, murder. Most of the times is due old sins.

Dude have you heard what happened to Vice ?
Yeh, he got the Inera Season 5 treatment

by AkkoTheWakko October 23, 2020