if it's not worth it don't do it

if it's not worth it don't do it

Skeppy: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: SKEPPY STOP SAYING THAT

SKEPPY: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Bruno807 May 20, 2020

if’n

if and when

i’ll let u know if’n my package comes

by anonymous September 14, 2020

If she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’

If a woman isn’t wearing viper sunglasses, then we don’t have sex with her.

Man, does she have vipers on?
Nah, she doesn’t. Remember- if she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’

by GoopWoopthegenus May 26, 2021

if'n

a variation of the word if.

I can carry you over to the farm if'n ya want me to.

by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef

yes but organic beef

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef because it is just organic.

by Pseudonym of LIFE January 4, 2018

if a frog had wings

That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.

Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...

by SKTom March 19, 2009

if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011