Stop it, get some help

What you say when your friends are looking up their names on urban dictionary.

Friend 1: omg my name on urban dictionary means-

Friend 2: Stop it, get some help

by Jinglejangle1212 November 25, 2021

Hamburger Helper

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush

Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!

by vap0rWTC February 5, 2010

Bangalore Helpdesk

A help or support desk located offshore in India, consisting of ordinary people provided a manual for providing fixes, but have no knowledge otherwise. An offshore support line where ordinary non-skilled workers read off a script to provide support.

Hambali used create sabrys, now he works the Bangalore Helpdesk. I called the Bangalore Helpdesk, and they told me to do the needful and reboot my computer. Satin Slipper used to work on the Bangalore Helpdesk, but he used to send too many needful rocket when he was frustrated.

by Lefty John March 8, 2010

I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.

"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now

by Emileybeepopp May 8, 2008

help me, Rhonda

Hooking up with random people, who are not necessarily all that attractive, because youre confused and depressed after a breakup.

"Joe and Alisha are doing a little Help me, Rhonda in the bathroom"

"Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart."

by thedork May 27, 2006

Heaps Grouse

Australian term used to describe an excessive amount of something that's just totally fucking awesome.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are heaps grouse, mate!

by thetwigman May 1, 2011

helpdeskified

verb - past tense To put into HelpDesk (esp. when Derek keeps sending email queries to Support)

Derek: can you please deal with this

Support: Just helpdeskified it!

by Kurtius Maximus September 19, 2013