Olav hefte

a man whos 185cm tall and smexy
he is extremely wealthy and hates people by the name trym

wow is that the one and only Olav hefte!!

by ikke olav hefte May 10, 2023

hefing

hefing is like fuck short like"what the f?"butt hef dammit

what the hef is going on here?

by amado May 2, 2005

heffalatapus

1:Pertaining to an annoying fat neighbor
2:An unhappy and annoying housewife

Bring it on ya fuckin heffalatapus!!!

by james641985 June 6, 2007

hefty the deeg

Hefty the deeg (also known as Hefty the dog or Rover if you want to get technical!, and is the head of the religion known as DEEGISM! in this belief the only thing you need to do is feed the dog known only as hefty!) hefty is the absolute 0 of weight. it cannot be surpassed. and will always have a bigger weight than any other dog. he is a fat deeg. so deal with it!

wanna go to church?
no thx! im a deegist!
what is deegism?
its where you praise hefty the deeg
ohh really? can i be a deegist?

Rover is quite hefty eh?
he be quite a hefty deeg
the dog is pretty fat

by Per Møller Sørensen November 26, 2007

Heffub

A huge fat roll between the waist and the genitals, the furthermost protruding point of the body.

Most often the roll is dressed/worn below the belt.

Fat hair dressers like to rub it against their clients.

The heffub must be peeled back for intimate encounters.

Look at Elke's heffub...it's soo damn big that it arrives five minutes before she does.

by Mewkie November 6, 2009

Hefawkinrapedyoubro

A term to describe utter and total ownage. Commonly used in all caps to reinforce the ownage. Usually followed by laughter.

Guy 1: "So you're girlfriend is obese!"
Guy 2: "You're jealous because you only attract men."
Guy 3: "PFFFCHHT! HEFAWKINRAPEDYOUBRO! HAHAHA"

by BiG O D DaDDY November 7, 2011

hefler

When a girl sucks a mighty big black cock

My name is tayten i got hefler last night ;)

by BigFatPussyMama October 6, 2016