pearl harbor

going to a strip club and being grabbed immediately by a group of Asian strippers that you were not their to see in the first place

Scotti got "pearl harbored" by six Asian strippers

by lazybear July 31, 2007

Pearl Harbored

To have sex with partner while partner is asleep.

I got home last night and Pearl Harbored Martha.
I think Tom Pearl Harbored me last, my underwear was stuck to my ass.

by ad024 October 30, 2011

Pearl Harbor

The act of surprise bombing your girlfriend.

Step 1: Wait outside the bathroom while your girlfriend is showering and masturbate.

Step 2: As soon as she opens the door, scream "THE JAPANESE ARE COMING!" and splooge all over her leg.

Step 3: Repeat as necessary, because she'll probably go back into the shower to wash it off.

Alternatively, you could do a bombing run of sorts and jizz on her while she's still in the shower, as long as you include the scream.

Bill recorded himself giving his girlfriend a Pearl Harbor and uploaded it.

by Rigglegiggle November 6, 2008

Pearl Harbor

To drop a used Japanese-brand condom (e.g. Kimono) on an unsuspecting sex partner's head after intercourse. Bonus points if: 1) It happens in Hawaii, 2) The condom-dropper is Japanese AND the victim is white OR in the US Navy.

After Kelly and I had sex, I waited until she was asleep and gave her the Pearl Harbor.

by lonelydonkeykong August 13, 2012

pearl harbor

I haven't seen the sexual term used correctly yet. It's when a girl is blowing her bf and when he busts in her mouth she stands up and spits it back in his face.

That bitch did a pearl harbor so next time I busted in her eye.

by tmr263 December 28, 2005

Pearl Harbor

When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.

Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???

“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.

by Mega Hemroids June 24, 2018

Dirty harbo

The act of sticking your massive cock into a semi-skimmed full fat milk carton and repeatedly taking big nigger draws and raping your brother.

I dont snap stinkers

Omg theres no diluted

Titywanks, blowjob lips

The dirty harbo is my go to party trick

by Unknown15673 July 7, 2022