What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.
by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004
Get the Two-Handed CPR mug.Another word for "American football" err I mean "FOOTBALL." Usually used by retards who don't know basic English.
Retarded person: "I think football should be renamed handegg."
Non-retarded person: "Why?"
Retarded person: "Because they used their hands and its an egg, DUH!"
Non-retarded person: "Are you retarded or something? Its called football because its played on foot, and we played it on foot. Besides we do use our foot, it's called a kickoff and an extra point and a field goal and a punt. Do your friggin research before making people think you're a retard. Wait a minute, YOU ARE!"
Non-retarded person: "Why?"
Retarded person: "Because they used their hands and its an egg, DUH!"
Non-retarded person: "Are you retarded or something? Its called football because its played on foot, and we played it on foot. Besides we do use our foot, it's called a kickoff and an extra point and a field goal and a punt. Do your friggin research before making people think you're a retard. Wait a minute, YOU ARE!"
by Counterblitzkrieg December 9, 2010
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Someone who fingers a girl while she is on her period. So named because of the resulting blood covered hand.
Person 1 - So, I was fingering the girl last night and turns out she was totally on the rag.
Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!
Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!
by crazyblazn August 8, 2010
Get the Red Handed Bandit mug.Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.
Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.
Guy 1: on his member
Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.
Guy 1: on his member
by metroid768 May 28, 2011
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Get the Turn the handel mug.When something goes wrong or when a person says somehting mentaly damageing.
When you or someone else is devisted by curent events.
When things dont go very well.
When you or someone else is devisted by curent events.
When things dont go very well.
This day is really bad I felt pretty Heavy Handed today.
I was beaten up, my gf left me and my car tires were stolen. I feel pretty heavy handed
I'm going to hit you so hard you're going to feel heavy handed
I was beaten up, my gf left me and my car tires were stolen. I feel pretty heavy handed
I'm going to hit you so hard you're going to feel heavy handed
by Cpt. Shmidlap November 30, 2011
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