Sack of Hammers

Used as a degree of stupidity, it expresses one's explicit opinions of one group or individual's obvious idiocy.

1) Jane is useless, and she's as dumb as a sack of hammers.
2) Bob, I've known sacks of hammers that could toast bread, what the hell is wrong with you?

by Kole Zimmer July 27, 2005

MC Hammer

1. A popular rapper who made alot of money, than turned around and realized he spent it all.

2. A fight move when you threaten and threaten until you really have to fight and the other guy realizes that you are a p*ssy. (How me and my homies use it.)

1. Mc Hammer: Can't touch this!
Guy: They shouldn't of let you touch the money.

2. Guy 1: What happened.
Guy 2: I MC Hammered a guy.

by Lil' Pimpin' June 1, 2006

hummel hammer

1. To put your own fecies and a sock and strike another person/people in the face.

2. slang

shit in a sock and hit someone in the face.

Oh last night when john wasn't looking i did a hummel hammer to the back of his head.

by bamzcky April 10, 2005

hammer down

pentagon developed protocol referring to destroying an area to isolate an incident or event

PRYCE - If you wanna go out in this, I ain't gonna stop you. But you gotta know somethin'. The government's considering the Hammer Down protocol, which means they're willing to let this whole area go.
ROB - You mean Midtown?
PRYCE - No, I mean Manhattan.

by mike at DoD January 18, 2008

tuna hammer

a. sexual maneuver in which the male slaps the vulva/vagina with his penis.

b. a nickname for the penis in general.

a. she likes a good "tuna hammer" even more than i do.

b. great weekend; my tuna hammer is sore...

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

ginger hammer

Referring to a red haired man's penis. The cock of any man that could be referenced by the name Ginger.

Willy is about to drop his pants put the ginger hammer on her.

by Dash Riprock99 March 3, 2016

sticky hammer

A gentleman's penis post coitus; a cock covered in pussy juice

Drew: Jeff. I just woke up next to some chick I've never seen before. Is it ok to ask if we had sex?

Jeff: Nah, dude. Just go to the bathroom and check to see if you have a sticky hammer.

Drew: Good thinking bro.

by DrewNasty January 10, 2008