Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
by Royisab December 14, 2022
Gooflord: “have you heard of THE Brayden Gill?”
— : “quite so”
Gooflord: “his gf is the biggest of big booty bitches”
—: “hmmmmmmmm I see”
— : “quite so”
Gooflord: “his gf is the biggest of big booty bitches”
—: “hmmmmmmmm I see”
by Royisab November 11, 2021