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fag hag shag

Opportune sexual interaction with gay friend's fag hag mate(s). Can be based on misconception that having gay friends is a sign of sensitivity.
Q: How was last night, mate?
A: Great, there was a huge crowd of us and I managed to get a sneaky fag hag shag in before the night was over.
by Roy Rover May 10, 2005
mugGet the fag hag shagmug.

Sea Hag

the greatest attorney that ever lived, who lives by sea and likes the popeye character the sea hag.
I'm sea hag and just won my case.
by Litigation November 29, 2011
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Uggo hag face

What the average teliophile man is attracted to. Overdone make-up, pepe lips, thick eyebrows, noticeably wrinkled face, etc.

To sum it up, not cute at all.
Woman: Would you rather have a ps5 or have me? ;)

Gigachad: I'd take the ps5 anyday, I can barely even look at you straight with that uggo hag face! 🤢
by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023
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douche bag hag

an overly trendy female who hangs around with, dates or otherwise fraternizes with douche bags.
man look at that car full of douche bags and their douche bag hags.
by Brett C. S. April 7, 2008
mugGet the douche bag hagmug.

The Hag of Hackett's Quarry

The Hag of Hackett's Quarry
The Hag of Hackett's Quarry
by Cozmotic June 27, 2022
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Hag cunt sniffer

Predominantly, a younger man with a fetish for sniffing pungent old ladys' vaginas, usually prostitutes or slags
That dirty bastard's a real hag cunt sniffer, he loves old sluts
by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019
mugGet the Hag cunt sniffermug.

Old cafateria hag

An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.

This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.

It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.

That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
by Djfjdhdhglhkgjegehfnc May 23, 2017
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