Guidge

A unisex term for having one's private areas show through clothing.

1.)These tight pants totally give me guidge. 2.)Lets go to the wet t-shirt contest to see some guidge.

by VisokSomething January 26, 2009

Guidonia

Homeland of the Guidos, an ancient race of smelly, tan dumbfucks.

"One cannot simply walk into Guidonia."

by The Duke of Hemophilia January 21, 2010

Geezer Glide

Any Harley Davidson Motorcycle that has a rubber mounted engine. Models such as Road King, Street glide or Ultra classic. Most likely outfited with over sized saddle bags and luggage compartments. They are often operated by rubs that drive them to the Stealership for the weekly HOG meetings.

Hey Bart, did you see the size of that geezer glide. That thing had to weigh twice as much as the old ladys 1972 coupe deville.

by dww459 May 22, 2009

guido

italain men who liek to listen to anything they can pump their fists too. they spend way too much time at the gym,clubbing or at a tanning salon than they do in english class. they say words like cawfee. words that come to mind when saying guido: blow out,designer sunglasses, tight pants/capris, hair gel, armani, techno, sea side heights (nj) and big gold jelwery. when you see a guido with a blown out hair style and double layered wife beaters (aka. guinnea tee's), they are usually fallowed by a trashy group of girls with their hair dyed, nails done, high heels, belly buttons pierced, too much hair spray and too bug sunglasses, fallowed by the stench of armani perfume, those are the guidettes.

"hey that kid better be careful his hair could poke someones eye out, or his pumping fist could punch someone"
"he likes it, hes a guido"

by jurban June 26, 2007

guido

Any italian guy who spikes his hair, wears baggy jeans, has a relative in the mob, loves glow sticks, takes myspace/facebook pictures shirtless, loves clubbing, and thinks hes the shit. He's not.

(in club)
guido- oh yeah, bitches, watch me freaking rave!
nearby girl- fag.

by guidos are gross. April 19, 2009

guido trash

A guido, spikey hair'd fake tanned juicehead rodent, but much worse.

Holy crap! Did you go to GuidoTrash.com and see that guy? He is the epidemy of Guido Trash!

by joeyyyyyy guido December 19, 2008

guido

people who think they're cool even though they're not very good dancers, have out of style haircuts, and are extremely greasy.

If you go to a dance club, you are bound to see guidos attempting to dance and sweating and smelling funny.

by Fankie C January 15, 2007